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You just might be a graduate student if......

  • You can analyze the significance of appliances you cannot operate.
  • Your carrel is better decorated than your apartment.
  • You have ever, for a folklore project, attempted to track the progress of your own joke across the Internet.
  • You are startled to meet people who neither need nor want to read.
  • You have ever brought a scholarly article to a bar.
  • You rate coffee shops by the availability of outlets for your laptop.
  • Everything reminds you of something in your discipline.
  • You have ever discussed academic matters at a sporting event.
  • You have ever spent more than $50 on photocopies while researching a single paper.
  • There is a microfiche reader in the library that you consider "yours."
  • You actually have a preference between microfilm and microfiche.
  • You can tell the time of day by looking at the traffic flow at the library.
  • You look forward to summers because you're more productive without the distraction of classes.